"no homo"...let's stop saying that b/c it's so gay.....wait....

I find it incredibly annoying when people say "no homo" or "that's so gay."  

There's was nothing more intellectual you could have come up with?

It makes you look like an ass. 

And stop asking me if I'm offended by you saying it.  

Am I offended that you look like an ass?

I'm just embarrassed to be seen with you at that moment.

I need to step up my standards on friends.