Tuesday, January 3, 2012

New Years Eve & Gina's b day!!

Gina Marie turned 23! omg so old



there was even a band to play "happy birthday" for her! the band consisted of three drunk people sloppily playing and singing but it made her so happy!!





We drank.  I was drunk.  I was drunk calling people.
I was talking about fisting people.
I suggested we go to the strip club...so off we went.















I'm a dancing machine when I'm drunk
Thankfully I didn't get on stage with the strippers
but I did make some $$$ 
some boys fell in drunk love with me
then they called me a cock tease when i told them I only like mango
umm you're at a strip club
the strippers are your cock tease
you can't seriously go to a strip club hoping to meet a girl
they are paid to be here, paid to pay attention to you
I was there to help them pay their tuition 
not find some penis

It was a good time.
I need more good times in my life.


XoXo

Harlow

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